It’s your last chance to submit your spoof story for The Energy Mix’s first annual Climate Fools contest.
We’ve received some fantastic material so far. But we’re still waiting for the killer story on Frosty the Snowman’s reaction to Senator Snowball’s recent performance on the floor of the U.S. Senate. On an investment bank’s entirely fictitious projection that solar will soon be so cheap that manufacturers start paying customers to take their panels. On El Niño’s formative years as a young preschooler growing up in the eastern tropical Pacific Ocean. On Sarah Palin’s assertion that she can see the collapsing Antarctic ice sheet from her front porch in Alaska…but it’s all a myth. Or on the preposterous theory that crashing oil prices are an attempt to distract us from an impending Zombie apocalypse.
Not that we want to tell you what to write. But whatever you plan to send, take a few minutes to dash off your story now. The contest closes at midnight Eastern Daylight Time, and the top three entries will lead our e-digest this Wednesday, April Fools’ Day.